A DJ was hosting a game show where prizes were given away to kids on stage if they could name the opposite gender (sex) of animals. The first kid to come on stage was a girl. "What's your name girl & how old are you?" "My name is Cheryl & I am 8 years old." "OK, tell me Cheryl, what is the opposite gender of cow?" "Bull." "Very good! That's correct. Now here's a Barbie doll for u. Ladies & gentlemen, please give her a round of applause."
The game then continued for the next 15 minutes in a similar fashion with the kids getting all the simple questions correct until it was time for the 10th kid to come on stage.
The audience was very impressed with this kid as he was very clever & articulate for the moment he stepped on stage, before being asked, announced, "My name is Bernard. I am 7 years old and I study in ....... Primary School. I like English, Maths & Art. My hobbies are collecting stamps & stickers." The audience liked him immediately because of his confidence & had started to clap for him. His parents, standing right in front of the stage, were beaming with pride at how smart their son was. "OK, Bernard, you should know the answer to this question very well. Close 2 eyes also can answer. Tell me, what is the opposite gender of cock?"
The young boy paused for a moment, scratched his head, and moved closer to the microphone & finally answered proudly, "chee-by!"
It was noticed that after the show, Bernard's parents were nowhere to be found!
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